Who Is Mr Excrement?

Some people?

Rosemary the Telephone Operator?

Lobby Ludd?

Handbags (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

August explanation:-


Posted by: walshy76 (7825)

Awwwwwwww

Seeing as your going to be on here all night, mind you when billy liar went missing last night so did you, look at the nhs thread and see who ruined it

Mr excrement

I'm going out now so I'll leave you to use whichever name you want,to reply

If you do change it to billy liar......see if you can back your comments up, then I don't have to keep coming on here showing you up

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 18:59

From here

Ah, it's stooooo. He ruwined it.

dostaf

I thought that is what this was for, more therapeutic than some of the arguments on other threads.

The list is long and varied.

Indeed, Scoop.

Also a place where naughty threads get 'sent to'.

VG has had a few sent here.

He tried to type Mr Excitement to describe himself?

Can I try your hat on?

Is that Hong Kong Phooey's chick?

Yes. The intro featured the question and possible answers to his true identity.

Now stick to topic.

Hang on a minute.

Mac; is it thee?

Can't be. No matter how badly you spell my name, there are only three letters in it.
I think it's some one who 'walks' in the pub at exactly the same time as walshy. Every time he walks in, the 'lads' shout, 'Here's Mr Excrement'

Dostaf - 'VG has had a few sent here.'

Mmmmm and one or two have had the rug pulled from under them on Politics - even the words 'Louise' and 'Mensch' have been known to stir up resentment.

Sincere apologies, VG. I've just had a quick look and there aren't any of your threads on here.

Yours just get busted outright.

I think some of Eront's were shunted here.

I think it's Mac. Never mind his 20:29

My 'Bloomin Heck' one several months ago had quite a following.

Don't you be naming names on my lovely new inquisitive thread.

Well, not unless you are putting a name to 'Mr Excrement'

Edited - it could have been a number of factors, myself included.

Naughty editing VG.

Naughty editing.

I shall offer an apology.....if he has seen it.

Only messin - not trying to cause aggro.

GERROFF

You're a notorious wrong un.

Once the teacher had stopped, they couldn't resist pointing the finger, whilst presuming innocence

Oi! I's a good girl I is.

I've turned over a new leaf....

Seriously, that thread could have gone for a number of reasons, mine included.

Ours is not to reason why.

Ours is but to produce more drivel.

Though not nice if a serious thread gets busted thanks to persons unnamed.

"Why all the long faces?"

I saw it, VG. You said it was walshy with his 12 year old mentality.

I suggested that Walshy was the reason that it was sent to Handbags - I never said anything about mental age.

I seem to recall it being moved to Handbags after one of his comments, but I guess we'll never know. The thread still stands - believe it or not.

Stop trying to get me in bovver.

They would say that to you billy liar......if you went out

his mental age is nothing to be laughed at....actually, yes it is.

Did I look 12 when you came in the bookies billy liar

So you WERE there.

According to you I was

You can't deny it now, just think what that would do to your image

ATCHOO!

I think you might have a cold

It may be something more serious. Best I should get a disability car

See, keep bringing it up whilst you struggling to come out with something

It's a shame you don't post some of the lies you come out with

Hes gone quite, I hope he's not going to come around pem looking for me, even though he doesn't know what I look like

At least I've not had any nasty emails

He might be waiting for his "friend"to come on, to give him a bit of courage and help him

Yes I have been shunted twice if not thrice I'm sick of being shunted. Its like a british rail marshalling yard on here sometimes

Well, there's been a slight development/edit.


Posted by: walshy76 (7843)

Awwwwwwww

Seeing as your going to be on here all night, mind you when billy liar went missing last night so did you, look at the nhs thread and see who ruined it

Mr excrement! Sorry, I shouldn't call you that, It should be mr bullpoo

I'm going out now so I'll leave you to use whichever name you want,to reply

If you do change it to billy liar......see if you can back your comments up, then I don't have to keep coming on here showing you up


Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 18:59
Last edited by walshy76: 25th Aug 2012 at 12:29:21

Still no wiser?

ps. Eront; expect Mache to make smutty comments about hump shunting and loose shunting.

I shall prepare myself

I was going to type something on the lines of 'roughly from behind'.

But thought better of it.

Advert

Trainee, Does experience count for nowt.

Complaints are coming in.

Posted by: walshy76 (7843)

Did I look 12 when you came in the bookies billy liar

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 10:52

I filled the form in, said I keep sneezing, so I need a blue badge. Hopefully, I am in with a shout.

Once aware of its re-emergence, the narcissist uses fantasy to counteract and counterbalance it. He imagines all the horrible things that he would have done (or will do) to the source of the humiliation. It is through fantasy that he seeks to redeem his pride and self-respect and to re-establish his damaged sense of uniqueness and grandiosity.

Here

Ooops, wrong site.

Strange things are out there when you google 'humiliation fixation' and suchlike.

I keep imagining hism sat at a table in the pub holding his phone, Several males gathered around him staring at what appears on thw screen. Sometimes, they wave friends over to view the screen with them. Everyone Ooo's and Aah's at walshy, as his rapier like wit tears the other users new bum holes. They clamour to the bar to purchase their Hero a beer.

You're scaring me now.

I'll see what I can find for your condition.

A bag that once had cake in will do.

That may take a while, I'm stuck at the moment in the 'fascinated by cack' chapter.

^^^^ Chapter as in book, not the lads in white robes and pointy hats.

An chapter ring

Oh, I shall lay my Glory suit away.

I wonder if they are flame retardant?

Swine.

You've distracted me from the topic.

'I keep imagining hism sat at a table in the pub holding his phone, Several males gathered around him staring at what appears on thw screen. Sometimes, they wave friends over to view the screen with them. Everyone Ooo's and Aah's at walshy, as his rapier like wit tears the other users new bum holes. They clamour to the bar to purchase their Hero a beer.'

Oh my, I made typographical errors on that post.

Stop fantasising on my thread and assist with the investigation.

Into what? I forget...But did I ever remember?

See thread title.

I'm waiting of a witness sketch, but I fear it will look like something from a 'dirty protest'.

Like erm....That Scottish criminal who smeared it on his cell walls and gouged a P.O's eye out?...John somebody?

Ooohhh that was a nasty fillum.

By 'Who Films', if memory serves.

McVicar...that was him.

No.


Found it.

this

I started by googling 'Barlinnie Special Unit'

See also

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Boyle_(artist)

I enjoyed that film.

I liked the ending with the light switch, and he way the PO lent your man a Swiss Army knife.

But it was rather brutal.

Of course....I didn't watch the film McVicar, but watched a documentary on him about ten years ago.
I still have the film, a sense of freedom on DVD. I shall watch it on the morrow.

HandMade films, not 'Who'

Who did McVicar

Note lack of question mark ^^^^^.

Your post above gave clues.

Nice to see youve spent your saturday night talking about me

I'm made up

No comment

Perhaps he's waiting for his "friend"to come on and back him up

It was Jimmy Boyle I watched the Documetary on, I watched the film earlier.
He is a financial donor of the Labour Party.

Google isn't helping.

Apart from this mon:



This drunk on the left was James Doyle, a labourer, whose report listed 'peculiarities' such as having two scars on his right forearm and a 'crossed right eye'.

'peculiarities'

Normal in some parts

Nice to see youve spent your saturday night talking about me

I'm made up

Get Oscar!

Better late than never hump shunting in India

Nice find.

I wondered if you'd be mentioning that, Mache.

Even if you had to bleeding tandem on me investigative thread.

100% organic

Conrad Poohs

A name, not a statement.

Stick to topic

Cue pooh sticks.

Bits of wood with dog cack on them, not the AA Milne rubbish.

"Bits of wood with dog cack on them"


as on trees in the park?

Makes me mad does that.

probably done by people who also park on the pavement or walk into the road then look

Got a clip of Reeves & Mortimer in me yed now.

Mortimer was doing an impression of Lovejoy (Ian McShane) but spoke like a Native American. He described a great battle with people armed with sicks with cack on them.

The practice he called 'sh***y shot'.

Google time.

In't google great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyrunPV6P1g

A real blast from the past.

But best avoided by lemon chewers.

****** Shotty sounds like a game my sister and I used to play, only we called it Cack Sticks. I'll leave the details to your imagination but the winner was the one who could get it furthest up the factory wall behind our house.

We were poor, but happy..........

oily8mutt 1 year ago

I wonder if the white ones held up long enough to make their mark

I very much doubt it.

perhaps with a 5 iron though

Noooooooooooooo

Think of the mess on impact.

There's another game, played by medical students, I think, which involves a stool on a table and a bat. They sit round the table with their chins on it (table, not stool).

Freckles come to mind.

as used by the wiganworld zoo department

I've heard of the game of craps

I think it's the weasel.

And a Sunday night as well, I'm honoured

Nice to see the low life lying troll has been man enough to come form under his stone

lol, Jay.

One liar laughing at another liars comments

Posted by: walshy76 (7886)


Oh dear looks like your upset again

You mean Neil barker

Sad little man, HAHAHAHAHA

I didn't say you said he was a landlord, I asked the lads who go in was there a landlord called andy

I didn't say billy liar, who tells liars to keep his image up, said he was a landlord

Sad little man.....classic


Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 11:22


Not gone to the Swan yet?

Oh I've never known you to struggle this much

No, I'll be in later

I hope you don't come looking for me

Yellow streak, TOM mentioned.

Off tom But not you

Struggling

*Whoosh*

Whoosh

You had to use one of toms comments

Your really struggling lately

can't think of your own awwwwww

He's taking his time trying to find something to post

Stop showing yourself up weasel.

Your dog must be ashamed of you.No wonder it's always running off.

not as much as your kids are ashamed of you

thank god for them you dont post as much these days

Stick to topic.

As the only one who can, please try.

Jay, that genuinely made me laugh.

oh hes finally here, why have you took so long

well at least your "friends" on now

Laughing on/at my lovely thread.

No wonder etc.

expect complaints

your "friend" or are you 2 the same person, anyway, has been struggling to come out with anything constructive all morning

your "friend" or are you 2 the same person, anyway, has been struggling to come out with anything constructive all morning


There's ironic.

no comment about it

unusual that for a compulsive poster

Socratic irony, Dostaf.

I often wonder how swifty is getting on.

oh not that again, well at least it bumps your number of posts up and keeps you image up

im off now.....going to meet a low life lying troll

cant wait

I like Pluto.

Ah Swifty.

I liked him.

the mirror awaits

lol

'oh not that again




You couldn't make it up, could you?

Hope he wipes his chin before going in the 'Swan'.

Many moons since I was in there.

On the Practical joke thread, you made reference to drawing tunnels on rocks. I reminded that we had been over this ground and stated bothe the Coyote and Roadrunner were both dead. I was wrong as far as the Roadrunner died in an RTA, as suggested on this thread But he was killed by the falling rock jape . A stunt which had been tired and failed many times previously, but only had to be got right once.

Proof: http://topfunny.com/jokes/coyote-catches-road-runner-video_7288c3aa6.html

Rudities abound.

While (not why), we're tandeming;

You mentioned Ces and his feelings on the 'bogus review' thread.

I was temppted to ask if you'd ben up the ladder. But decided not to.

it was ly-hena ahnd her 'withces' comment.

I know.

Do you know the nasty filthy joke?

(The joke with the ladder in)

Refresh...

Didn't you see it?

Anyroad, Where's Claude Balls at the moment? I'm worried.

St Osyth

But is he?

Expect complaints.

swans have webbed feet

Cocklemon

prawnbroker

Ken Parry connection? (Bowt googlin)

I've mentioned it before.

Claude Balls?
What comic was he in?

'Was he is?'

You mean was he in?

Been to The Swan, have we?

Phoned 01942 223276. 'No walsh in here, love'.

That makes me as sad as he is, but then, A coward I am not.

did you see that book I briefly posted for you?

Damnation, repost it

Nod your head when it's posted, so I'll know.

Nod

Nod when you've seen it.

Is she so personal with Cess you think?

Get thee behind me satnav.

Yo've getten me a bad name on Politics.

Unless I am a bad un

Wasn't me, he man thinks we antagonise. None so blind as them who pretend to be intelligent.

I've got a protractor.

have you sold your A35 then

Shatterproof?
Mind, you were at School pre shatterproof ones. They just went off in your hand in them days.

Behave.

I used to like protractors.

Not so much now.

In fact i'm something of an exprotractor fan.

Have you got that with matching drawers?

Anyone wanting a 16:58 too late

not quite matching

You timed it as well.

I have for the past two days.

How sad is that?

^^^ Troll food.

hena has put a slug alert out on Politics. Seems they are in his house.

You little temptress.

That advert is getting on my nerves at the moment.

♪♫♪ Come on a my house. My house a come on" ♪♫♪

Incidentally, I was expecting some bleating on this resurrection.

Had there been, I was going to announce that I was not going to do a '16:58' at 16:58.

Best laid plans of mice and men etc.

You now have a choice

Behave!

Can 'imbeciles' vote?
The c*ap party may have a follower if yes.

But can he write X without spelling it wrong

I learned a new one off t'telly recently.

'A moron in a hurry'

Leaglese terms QI

Was familiar with 'Man on the Clapham omnibus' as I once perused a book by Mr Alan Coren

'Man on the Cricklewood omnibus'

if your posting, so am i

Ye, I no.

Louse Mensch?

Louse you call her...Relative of 'Some people'?

Been trying to remember if she was an looker. I know she's a politico.

Google time.

I would....Were I not in love with the current Mrs McFarlane.

Louise Mensch

Kinky happenings

WEAK OF MIND NEED NOT LOOK, JUST REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY. IT'S FILTH!

Bad, is it?

DISGUSTING...I vomited....But only after I scratched my bottom and chewed my fingernail.

We know who Mr. Excrement is now after todays post.
Yesterday, a Young Girl died after going into a house and was alone with the dogs, The newspaper quote read:

"The youngster is believed to have been visiting the house and nobody else was present."
Walsh came along and posted this:

Posted by: walshy76 (11663)

i just hope the **** for brains didnt goad the dogs into going for the pie


Replied: 27th Mar 2013 at 13:53

What a toerag.

And still at it



please don't insult toerags

I refered to a comment made by tom, you low, life toerag, so you can put your spoon away

Youve failed

For future reference

Message by: walshy76 (11676) (Ignored)

I no longer wish to read your vile posts

Here comes the other low life toerag

Doesnt surprise me that you've taken the easy way out

There's true, Mache. probanly trying to wheedle his way out of the post now, but it's there for all to see.

Well how come there's only the sites low life toerags that have tried to turn it around

Do youself a favour bull poo, be a man for once, put me on ignore and stick to it

That way I wont keep humiliating you, you wont keep banging your head on the table and you wont come out with your pathetic threats

Disgusting little nothing still trying to wheedle his way of of the comment it made?

I dont need to wheedle my way out of anything, low life sicko

So you've not been man enough to put me on ignore
Oh well I just hope that I dont humiliate that much, you come looking for me

walsh has ly ena trying to defend the indefensible now....

Pig muck thick little turd trying to point score on such a thread.

The only people trying to score points where you and the other low life cronies

It's Mr. Excrement, tyring to wheedle his way out of the disgusting comment he made, I'll wager.

i'll wager

your not playing that "ive got you on ignore" again

HAHAHAHA

PATHETIC

Sick runt still bleating 'It wasn't me'?

IGNORE

low life sicko, keep trying, people on here know exactly what your like now

what a pathetic site sicko

please be a man for once in your like, stick me on ignore and stop replying

im sick and tired of humiliating you

NADIR

he hasn't the intellect to understand, Dustaf. The sick little runt that he is.

whooooooooo

bull poos getting upset again

i wonder if i get a nasty email again

Push on

Hex shaft.

Themerum

I put that there to get your attention.

Then I saw the radio knob mention.

The brown knobs should have been put on this thread

Was just thinking about the white ones, and ones which lit up.

The ones that light up are readily available

And white ones?

I'm struggling.

I think some 50s Morris's had white ones

Ivory would be posh.

Not that I approve of ivory.

I wonder if anyone ever produced ivory knobs for cars

"Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view".

"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce".

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public".

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental".

"I will always cherish the intial misconceptions I had about you".

"Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial".

"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy".

"i'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter".

"I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message".

"How about never? Is never good for you?"

"This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting".

"How do I get a laser printer to stun?"

"Are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage".

"Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done".

"Well, aren’t we just a ray of sunshine?"

"Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?"

"Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after".

"Do I look like a people person?"

"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me".

"You! Off my planet!!"

"Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose".

"It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying".

"You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers".

"I’m already visualising the duct tape over your mouth".

"Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?"

"The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist".